she's just not that into you

AHHH, I feel like i should have written the book "She's just not that into you" and given it to everyone in our (our=roommates) lives. I am tired of needy boys in our lives or hearing about crazies who get obsessed.

Dear boys, please read the book "he's just not that into you" and apply it to yourself, replace 'he' with 'she', and you will understand.


example 1:
Girl A dates boy A for a week and he said "i love you" twice in that week and cried once. ahhhh
take it easy boy A.

example 2:
Girl B dates boy B, and dumped him six months ago and today receives:
actual text conversation
boy: "when is the next time you're coming home"
girl: "I'm not sure why"
boy: "we should hang out"
girl doesn't text back for an hour then says "sorry i am driving, cant text"
boy: "you always ignore me when it gets tough, you avoid the difficult answers. anyways, i believe you and i want to hang out"
girl: "hmmm, well i only want to hang out if its a big group, sorry"
boy: "why do you say that"
girl: "i don't want to hang out with you, especially just you alone, you always freak out and i have zero desire to hang out with you solo"
boy: "I'm upset with you, i really wish you'd forget the negatives, you always single me out"
girl: "you always freak out. you freaked out this morning for me not texting back, you freak out when i don't want to hang out, i have my own friends and don't really care to talk to you"
boy: "you talked to your ex all the time when we were dating, why not me"

oh my gosh, get over it! this has happened MANY times in the past six months and not ONCE in those six months has girl B seen boy B. SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU, TAKE A HINT.
(hmmm, i wonder whose this is)

example 3:
girl C dates boy C for a month or so and he suggests a ring, and says "i love you".
ahhhhhh, take it easy boy C!

example 4:
girl D dates boy D for two weeks and boy D gets way too clingy, and suggests if he told girl D how he really felt about her (L-word) she'd be freaked out, girl D dumps boy D.

These may not make much sense to you if you haven't been living with us or hearing the stories but i am so tired of these boys deciding they "love" us in a matter of weeks. No you don't; ahhh.

This is a bit sporadic sorry. I just needed an outlet